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*Me experiencing random symptoms and feeling sick* Me:
*Googles symptoms, illnesses and sicknesses*
Internet:
YOU'RE GOING TO FUCKING DIE YOU HAVE CANCER WITH A LITTLE BIT OF LEUKEMIA YOU'RE DYING FROM EXTREME BLOOD LOSS BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING TO GROW A FUCKING PENIS NO BUTS YOU'RE STILL GOING TO DIE YOU HAVE 3 WEEKS TO LIVE
Me:
Internet:
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Doctor:
That's normal, it's just hormones, you should't worry.
Srsly guise wtf.

This is so irrelevant to my blog but I’m srsly not going to jump on the bandwagon of Avengers and now they’re going gaga over Andrew Garfield. Yeah he’s hot but Tobey Maguire will always be my spidey ok. 

I want to be alone.
私は一人になりたい。

I don’t want to talk with someone.
誰ともしゃべりたくない。

I am sorry for my negative mindness.
マイナス思考でごめんなさい。

I may be fine tomorrow.
明日には元気になるはず

I think about eating some sweets.
何か甘いものでも食べようっと。

(Source: bubblemetropolis)

Those people who judge Sakura by just watching Youtube videos.

Watch the fucking anime or read the manga you twats. Are you fucking stupid she didn’t want to join Sasuke in the Team 7 unites akdfaldkfkaldfjsdf. She’s not useless what the actual fuck.

me:
YOU'RE SO PERF-
Kushina:
dead
me:
YOU'RE SO PERF-
Konan:
dead
me:
YOU'RE SO PERF-
Sakura:
alive
me:
OH GOD.
me:
GOD PLEASE DON'T HURT HER KJGHFJKDS
Teacher:
If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2, how many do you have left?
Me:
10
Teacher:
Okay, well what if somebody forcibly takes two of the cakes, how many would you have left then?
Me:
10 and a dead body.
My tumblr addiction is getting alt of ctrl.

(Source: hallowtheharmonies)

I wish I could just negotiate with the spiders in my bathroom. Me:
Okay well I really hate killing you guys and I know that without you the world would be overrun with insects, so I love you and all, but I kind of really need to take a shower and I don't wanna drown you or have you panic and bite me.
Spider:
No probs bro I'll just go hang around in that corner until you're done. By the way, your fan is getting really dirty, my cousin's been living in there and he's not so happy with the conditions.
Me:
Oh that's okay I'll have it cleaned and just you can just tell him to move out until it's done.
Spider:
Sure thing, man, I'll be over here until your shower's over.
☂