May 2013
Mom: You do nothing all day
Me: I convert oxygen to carbon dioxide
Me: I regenerate cells
Me: I transmit nerve signals to my brain
Me: I digest food
Me: How is that nothing
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The Seven Shittiest Sins
Greed: I want shit
Envy: I want your shit
Wrath: I'm going to wreck your shit
Lust: I'm into some freaky shit
Gluttony: This is some tasty shit
Sloth: I don't feel like doing shit
Pride: I am the shit
jonginsnipples:
reblog if exo
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am-i-perfectyet:
staff:
howellester:
do you ever just wonder what the tumblr workers think of us
we think you’re all a bunch of idiots
oh
Wow I just found out that Vampire Knight ended
..*cough*Narutohowaboutyoutrytowrapthingsupalready*cough*
‘Rolling in the deep’ By BYG in LOE Japan...
babyjugs:
horse-ebook:
yaoilover95:
ohshititsgreg:
horse-ebook:
1990 was 23 years ago
How
I am so confused… how could this be..?
since the year 1990, 23 years have passed
Don’t force your beliefs on me
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Child: Dear God will mommy get better?
God: THERE'S A LINK TO MY FAQ PAGE ON MY BLOG READ IT BEFORE YOU ASK ME THINGS PLS THX
masamaruskull:
rb-modblog:
french-miaou:
you mean to tell me america are just starting to colour their money
man you guys are way behind
crikey
straya
What is that picture?
Is there a new version of Monopoly out?
THAT’S OUR MONEY YOU INCONSIDERATE FUCKTARD
myasianhusbands:
i want a guy that is cute and funny but not so cute that he knows it but also shy and awkward that’s tall and skinny not buff and can breathe fire and fly and do backflips underwater and has free wifi like is that so hard to find
girls at my school: if my parents ever found my blog i would be dead!
their blogs: nothing but pictures of starbucks frappuccinos and girls lying on beaches and scene boys and brotips
our blogs: gay porn, smut, swearing like sailors, shameless objectifying of celebrities, and questionable mental stability
andrewhussiesbosom:
if you nice to me then I’ll
but if you give me shit Imma
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buing-iton-oppa:
lacingpromises:
when i hear someone talking about kpop:
when its literally only Gangnam style
